2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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2 Bears Live From SXSW | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Check out Bert's new special "Lucky" streaming on Netflix! SPONSORS: - Stop paying full-price for streaming services and only getting access to a fraction of their content. Get your money’s worth at https://EXPRESSVPN.com/CAVE. - Sponsored by Better Help. For a limited time, visit https://betterhelp.com/bears to get 90% off your first week! - Make friends and grab some merch at https://www.drinkporosos.com/ Bert and Tom take 2 Bears 1 Cave on location at SXSW, broadcasting straight from The Portal, a Por Osos sponsored party house—where the drinks are flowing, fans are mingling, and people are literally jumping off the roof into the pool. The chaos kicks off as Bert calls back to an insane AI-generated video called "Fat N-word Season," that does in fact exist. From there, they tackle the big questions in life, like what is the perfect boob size and do Black guys really not always fit all the way in during intercourse? They also get deep about comedians being forgotten in pop culture history, before immediately pivoting to Bert’s questionable SXSW outfit and how he narrowly avoided disaster with Magic Johnson. Ari Shaffir’s name comes up, Bert lays some praise on Tom for his Robert Smith costume on YMH Live X, and Tom tries to wrap his head around Bert becoming friends with Mel Gibson at a UFC event—which might just be the most Bert Kreischer thing ever. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 281 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:47 - Fat Big Word Season 00:07:07 - Perfect Size 00:14:15 - The Legacy Of Comedians 00:18:48 - Dudes Jumping Off The Roof & Ari Shaffir 00:28:16 - Bert's Outfit 00:32:29 - Magic Johnson & King's Coronation 00:38:28 - Mel Gibson 00:48:08 - YMH Live X 00:55:35 - Hunger For Touring & Hanging With Fans 01:03:22 - Bert's Death Wish Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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The Hottest & Baldest Episode Ever w/ Sean Evans | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
SPONSORS: - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/bears. - If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at https//mintmobile.com/bears. In this wild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom's co-host Bert is nursing a wing injury, so Tom has brought in a man who knows a thing a two about wings, the great Sean Evans! Sean hosts the hottest interview show Hot Ones and sits in the interview chair to play Tom's own version of Hot Ones, except it involves scrotum sniffing...you'll see. The two chat about how the show has become a cultural phenomenon, the legacy of Chicago sports, Sasquatch, handwritten Quentin Tarantino scripts, weathermen, deep dish pizza, the Oscars, Bryce Mitchell, trustworthy news anchors, and Tom reveals when he will finally start watching "Severance". Sean also tells a cool story about how he became friends with Dave Grohl despite being kinda responsible for him shitting himself. Enjoy the show! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 280 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:18 - Hot Ones 00:10:11 - Beautiful Bald Hotties 00:15:18 - Tom's Show Pitch 00:21:46 - How's Your Anus Doing? 00:26:06 - Chicargo Sports 00:35:22 - Sasquatch & Quentin Tarantino 00:40:01 - The Oscars 00:44:50 - Bryce Mitchell 00:51:13 - Chicago Deep Dish, Porn Docs, & Weathermen 00:57:32 - Clip: David Letterman The Weatherman 00:58:44 - National News Guys 01:03:31 - This Guy Gets It 01:09:19 - What's Sean Watching Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Bob Dylan Sucks | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
SPONSORS: Head to http://Drinklightstrike.com to learn more! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get 10% off your first month. In this wet and mild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together to catch up on everything that's been going on since the last time they were face to face. They debate who the strongest comedian is, Bert claims it's himself, Tom suggests Godfrey or Carrot Top. Who do you think it is? The bears also talk about how cities kind of blow, Bob Dylan sorta sucks, Mussolini inventing fascism, Bert's big summer plans, Chrissy D performing at MSG on 9/11, plus some Oscars thoughts, some opinions on refrigerated food, and the different flavors of Spanish around the world. Enjoy the show! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 279 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:12 - Strongest Comedian Living 00:09:16 - Medical Emergency In Show 00:17:43 - Georgia's Trip To Spain 00:22:45 - Bert's IG Feed 00:26:28 - Horrible IG Feed 00:31:31 - Mussolini Deep Dive 00:35:42 - Mean Girls 00:39:53 - Fridge Food 00:41:33 - Coffee Drinks 00:46:27 - Top Dog Coffee 00:53:10 - Spanish Accents 00:59:10 - Emilia Perez 01:02:00 - The Oscars Are Over 01:06:24 - Bob Dylan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Can’t make the 5K in Tampa? Register for the 2Bears virtual 5K at http://www.2bears5k.com Become a paid channel member of YMH to get 2 Bears, 1 Cave episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: -Visit https://tonal.com and use promo code BEARS for $200 off your purchase. -Try VIIA! https://viia.co/BEARS and use code BEARS! -Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code BEARS -- just pay $5 shipping. -Download the CFO’s Guide to AI and Machine Learning at https://NetSuite.com/BEARS. In this wild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer flies solo—well, almost. He’s joined by the hilarious Chris Distefano for a chaotic, high-energy conversation that somehow covers everything from colon health to Benito Mussolini. Chris introduces Bert to the Yuka app and starts scanning his diet, exposing just how questionable his food choices really are. They dive into couple’s therapy, hair loss in men, and Bert’s “child in flip-flops" fashion sense. The two also get deep on career goals in comedy, grinding in the industry, and the "Luigi Mangione of Serbia". But it wouldn’t be 2 Bears without some unhinged history talk—Bert and Chris go off on a tangent about the history of currency, Bitcoin, the time Nazis packed Madison Square Garden, and the Axis Powers (because, why not?). They also touch on Florence, Italy, young people thinking Democrats are gay, and how their families keep them grounded. Strap in, grab a drink (or a Yuka-approved snack), and enjoy the show! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 278 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:32 - A Colon Conversation 00:06:41 - Fun With The Yuka App 00:18:15 - Couple's Therapy 00:20:56 - Male Pattern Perfection 00:29:40 - Flip-Flops & Comedy Aspirations 00:39:29 - Famous Beef 00:43:08 - Grounded By Family & Bitcoin 00:54:18 - Are You Führer About That? 01:00:32 - The Luigi Mangione Of Serbia 01:03:14 - Florence & Fun Facts About Mussolini 01:09:31 - Comedy Hustling 01:18:26 - Podcasts 01:25:05 - Democrats Are Gay Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Married To The Queen Of Garbage w/ Kevin Ryan & H Foley (Are You Garbage?) | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Register for the 2Bears 5K at http://www.2bears5k.com, happening May 4th in Tampa Bay, Florida. Don't miss out on the early bird pricing! SPONSORS: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get 10% off your first month. Secure your online data TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/bears. Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @‌chubbies with the code cave at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/cave #chubbiespod Head to https://policygenius.com/BEARS to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura joined by a pair of guest bears, the Are You Garbage? boys Kevin Ryan and H. Foley! They've got a documentary special coming out and they talk all about the intimacies of behind the scenes moments and the classic comedy bit of shitting your pants on camera. Christina P had the pleasure of recently appearing on Are You Garbage and the trio give the "Queen of Garbage" her flowers. They also talk about how insane Philadelphia got when they won the Super Bowl, the importance of mean old coaches, getting thrown out of restaurants, financial goals, being a big baller when the bill comes, shady banks, and the homicidal shenanigans of Tom's kids. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 277 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:10 - Crapping Your Pants On Film 00:16:36 - Restaurant Chaos & Philly Super Bowl Bliss 00:24:05 - Clip: Old Mean Coach 00:30:18 - The Queen Of Garbage 00:38:49 - Tom's Kids 00:48:48 - This Is Not Financial Advice 00:55:08 - Shady Banks & Money Goals 01:03:08 - What's Next? 01:09:48 - Big Baller Bills Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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